Archive for May, 2008

Local News Roundup: Slightly Ranty Edition

It’s time for more news from the arse end of the world!

First off, a big fuck you Australia! Turns out they’re just a bunch of uptight pricks after all.

Basically, our local distributors rely on Australian distribution channels and ended up with the censored Australian version of GTAIV which was rated R18 (i.e restricted to people 18 and over). However, the uncensored version was recently submitted to the Office of Film and Literature Classification, and passed with the same R18 rating. Unfortunately our lazy major retailers will no doubt keep importing from Australia, but it means you won’t be arrested for importing it from the States or UK, or paying someone else to import it. After all, it doesn’t make sense banning the uncensored version on the basis of prostitution scenes in a country where you can legally go out and get a prostitute at that age.

Madman AU being bought out again? After being bought out by Australian toy company Funtastic, it turns out Funtastic has been going down the shitter ever since. Buying another company only tangentially related to your main business might not be such a good idea after all! I should have guessed something was up when they lost the bidding war for Evangelion 1.0. But yes, right when Funtastic were considering setting Madman adrift again, the Archer consortium is trying to buy Funtastic out.

Certainly the Funtastic takeover seemed like a bit of a shambles from the New Zealand consumer perspective – Funtastic bought out Planet Fun, a local toy distributor and transferred control of Madman NZ to them while they were at it, whereas previously it was operated by Gamewizz Digital Entertainment (which had its own problems, but we should probably let bygones be bygones). While we only really see our monopolistic distributors at the Armageddon conventions, the changeover was immediately obvious with a rather glaring and disappointing change in policy (spearheaded by the folk of Madman AU) – that of DVD convention pricing being little different from RRP, which led to some rather annoyed customers.

From what I understand, Madman NZ distribution and so on is controlled as a smaller piece of the larger Funtastic machinery in operation here – which puts Urotsukidoji right next to the High School Musical game, and of magnitudes less importance. It doesn’t help that Gamesplus (a local gaming chain and anime retailer) closed down last year, leaving far fewer retail stores stocking anime DVDs and generally fucking over their plan of getting their DVDs into the Sounds music stores run by the same folks. Not all the business set-backs are their fault. But at the same time, the word from their existing retailers seems to be that things are still a mess on their DVD distribution front – do they even have a dedicated manager for the DVD part of their NZ business? It doesn’t seem so, given they still have Sylvester Ip from the Australian arm of the business coming over to manage con events. Like I said, a mess.

If you live in Auckland, you might want to try JB Hi-Fi instead – I’m under the impression they get their stock direct from Australia (like EB Games used to until they stopped distributing DVDs altogether). Last I saw they had plenty of Death Note Limited Edition Vol 1 and 2 boxes, which Madman NZ has apparently long run out of. Of if you aren’t already, consider importing. It really makes more sense, particular given our whole DVD region free thing.

About the only good thing Planet Fun have achieved is managing to get the Madman DVDs into The Warehouse chain, which is effectively the largest DVD retailer in the country, from memory. Yet their business still appears haphazard and ill-managed, with the New Zealand fan ultimately losing out. So will this buyout improve things? Somehow I doubt it – Madman NZ is now a small part of Madman Australia, which in turn is a small part of Funtastic, which is in the process of being swallowed by a progressively larger whale. Doesn’t seem good. And they still need to make the shift over to Blu-ray.

Sorry, this turned a bit ranty. Hmm.

Also, because there’s always so little local news, there’s this: Warhammer Online worldwide simultaneous release actually including us, with a dedicated server even. I was rather excited about this bit of local news until I realised that I honestly couldn’t give a shit about Warhammer.

Via Stuff.co.nz, Anime News Network (ugh, I need a better source) and Kotaku

Upcoming: Armageddon Expo Auckland

Ok, so Armageddon Auckland isn’t for a while – October 25-27th, to be precise. That being said, round 1 of guest announcements are out. Keeping in mind that half of the guests announced now will probably cancel a week before the event, here’s the list:

  • Adam West – I loved his bit part in Drop Dead Gorgeous.

  • Doug Jones – Hellboy, Pan’s Labyrinth – Seeing as his longtime collaborator Guillermo del Toro is doing The Hobbit down in Wellington, will he be involved? Might be something to keep in mind to ask…
  • Anime voice actors – Crispin Freeman, Sean Schemmel – again, recycling guests from previous years. We’ll probably get a Naruto guest to round things out *sigh*
  • Ernie Hudson – Ghostbusters – Kind of cool, I guess.

The rest I don’t really care about (well, care even less about is more accurate I guess):

  • Michael Shanks – Daniel Jackson in Stargate SG1

  • David Anders – Adam Munroe/Takezo Kensei in Heroes and Julian Sark in Alias
  • Jim Lee – Comic Artist
  • Stargate Atlantis stars David Hewlett and Andee Frizzell

Nothing too awe-inspiring yet, but it’s still 5 months away. Anything could happen, really. Yeah I know, I’m having trouble sounding enthusiastic about this. You would too.

Via New Zealand Armageddon Official Site

Doraemon is sad?

I always like reading surveys from the site What Japan Thinks, and this one especially was relevant to my interests. Sort of. It reminds me of my stack of unread manga in the corner of my room, at any rate.

Turns out that out of a sample of 6399 Japanese people, 95 were reduced to tears by Doraemon. By this dude here:

Doraemon

Doraemon promotes public safety, is an ambassador and an Asian hero. We’re not exactly talking Hamlet here.

I don’t get it… I’m not too sure about Slam Dunk either, though I guess I can grant them One Piece. And Barefoot Gen and NANA are wholly unsurprising – both are tremendous tearjerkers in vastly different ways.

On the “Would Recommend” list, I’m kind of surprised at the high placings of older stuff like Tezuka’s Phoenix and the Rose of Versailles, which my mother was reading at high school. Though I saw some pretty kick ass cosplay of it at the last winter Comiket, so obviously it still has a strong following. Though… no Dragon Ball, which I guess correlates to the surprise I see when Japanese people find out how popular it is overseas. Well, that and it’s a bit too popular over here, but I think that’s a whole ‘nother blog entry altogether…

Via 世論 What Japan Thinks

Computer woes

So I need a new laptop. I dropped my old G4 iBook and managed to break both USB ports, yay. Sooo..

  1. Non-functional USB ports.
  2. It’s 4 years old. Old computer is ooooold.
  3. Non-Intel, and that’s going to limit a lot of things I do from here on out. Fewer and fewer programmers will bother making things for PPC – kind of like after OSX came out.
  4. The wireless card is buggered – I have to be in the same room as the base station, if not only several meters away.
  5. The fan makes this horrible grinding noise that doesn’t sound healthy at all.
  6. A 1.07Ghz single core processor is far below spec for doing anything these days.
  7. The graphics card makes me cry (System Profiler tells me VRAM (Total): 32 MB). Running anime raws is iffy. Playing DVDs: iffy. Using Dashboard: sometimes iffy. Scrolling quickly/changing between windows/Expose: also iffy at times. Playing solitaire- You get the picture.
  8. On a related note: 1024×768 resolution. Not cool.
  9. 30GB of hard drive space. I have an external hard drive, but I can’t use that now due to the USB ports dying.
  10. Battery down to 57% life, and 306 cycles. Apparently a lithium ion battery has a life of around 300-500 cycles.
  11. The only audio in is the internal microphone, which means I need to use a USB headset. See item 1 of the list.
  12. It doesn’t meet the minimum standards required for Mac OSX Leopard, and I figure I might as well get a new laptop with it included in the price rather than pay for it.

Basically the only saving grace is that I have 1.25GB of RAM installed (that’s the maximum it takes. It started off with 256MB of RAM, which is pitiful indeed), which is stopping it from failing completely when trying to do things. That being said, it’s served me faithfully and well these past 4 years constantly.

So I’m thinking one of those new 2.4GHz 13 inch Macbooks. In white, because the black one is just $120 extra for a black finish. I think I’ll get 4GB of RAM installed when I get it, because otherwise I just won’t get around to it (Yay laziness!). Built in Bluetooth will be useful for syncing with my cellphone. Built in iSight will be useful indeed. I guess I’ll make an XP partition too, I dunno maybe Parallels 3 would be worth investing in.

I’ve been looking up refurbished, secondhand, etc options too, but new looks like the best bet, particularly with the Academic discount. Unfortunately, I can’t really afford it, given I’ve just been overseas and all. Luckily, Course Related Costs can help me out there… Oh Student Loans, what would I do without you?

Upcoming: Geeky movies

A few bits of upcoming movie info that pinged my radar.

  1. Gore Verbinski to direct Bioshock. I’m pretty average on the American Ring remake – it’s not bad, by any means, just not as good as the original. I am however impressed that he managed to make three ridiculously high grossing movies based on a Disneyland ride (The Haunted Mansion, anyone?), something that I don’t think anyone could have predicted would happen (to be fair, a lot of that credit is due to Johnny Depp). But really, if anyone can make a really good videogame movie, I imagine it would be him. He’s already proved he can work with CG and big budgets, not to mention shooting around water, after all. His films turn out pretty but shallow though, so I hope he finds a good writer.
  2. Timur Bekmambetov set to produce The Knights Templar. How can you make a movie about the Crusades more interesting? Add the Russian director of Night Watch and Day Watch (which I still haven’t gotten around to seeing), though his upcoming comic adaptation Wanted looks like it may be a big fistful of fail (I’ll still probably see it in some form or another, given it stars Angelina Jolie as an assassin). Also, add a vampire army and the holy grail. If done well, it’ll be beautiful. But most likely, it will be really bizarre, and probably terrible, in a hilarious way. Can’t wait.
  3. Guillermo del Toro to direct The Hobbit and sequel (a bit late, but I needed a third item for my list…). I’m not as hugely enamoured by Hellboy as everyone and their mother seems to be (quite literally – my mother of all people is a huge fangirl of it). Plus I never got around to seeing Pan’s Labyrinth. But I’m hugely relieved by the news that he’s taking the whole thing very seriously, with Ian McKellan and Andy Serkis returning, the Hobbiton location being reused and all that. Plus committing four years of his time to live in Wellington, that’s one hell of a sacrifice too. Everything seems to be there for it to go well, let’s hope it does.

Oh yeah, and talky bitch from Juno/pedobait from Hard Candy is going to be Jane Eyre. Bah, I don’t care.

And I want to see Speed Racer, for some reason. Somebody stop me!

Via Comingsoon.net and TheOneRing.net

Review: Naruto Uzumaki Chronicles PS2

Here’s a review of the game Naruto: Uzumaki Chronicles I wrote for a local gaming site. I kinda gave up on the whole game reviewing gig when I realised that I don’t play nearly enough games to be trustworthy when writing about them. I know that doesn’t stop most people (free games, woot!), but most people suck. I care about these things dammit. And I doubt I’ll ever write another proper review like this again.

Uzumaki Chronicles screencap 1

Naruto: Uzumaki Chronicles

5.0 / 10

The game is worth a play for the diehard Naruto fan who wants further adventures of the characters,but proves an unrewarding experience for everyone else.

Ups: The game has an easy to use combat system and the ninja powers are fun to play with. The appearance of many familiar characters from the TV show gives a real sense of immersion in the Naruto series. The stats system gives a unique way of levelling up that rewards experimentation.

Downs: The random battles and the non-essential missions get repetitive and boring, and that isn’t helped by the bad enemy AI. The lack of explorable areas means the game gets quite old quickly, and there is very little replay value in the game.

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